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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2015 14:02:52 GMT
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Post by maolsheachlann on Oct 21, 2015 18:49:09 GMT
OK, everybody, stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! You're killing me!
I started this as a thread devoted to Catholic JOKES. Jokes. Do you remember jokes?
A man walks into a bar...
A priest goes scuba-diving...
The Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury are playing Scrabble...
Those kind of things. I remember them. People used to tell them. They'd say, "Tell me if you've heard this one before", or "That reminds me of a joke my uncle Paddy used to tell", or "Listen to this one..."
And people would groan and laugh, or groan and then laugh, or laugh and then groan, or just laugh, or just groan. It was a social ritual. It was a part of folklore.
Memes, satire, cartoons, and so forth are all fine, but...what about jokes? What happened to jokes?
Let's have some more Catholic JOKES!! (Young Ireland has been performing heroics in this regard.)
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Post by Ranger on Oct 21, 2015 21:05:38 GMT
Well, since you asked: (Originally from the comedian Bill Bailey.) Three Persons of the One God walk into a bar. The Father and the Son both order pints of beer. The barman points to the Holy Spirit and says, 'what's the deal with Him?' The Son replies, 'Oh, He's the perfect love reflected between the Father and the Son and which proceeds from them, being so perfect that it constitutes a Third Person of the Trinity.' 'Ah, right,' says the barman. 'So he'll just have a coke then?'
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Post by maolsheachlann on Oct 21, 2015 21:31:52 GMT
Yes, Ranger, THANK YOU! I never said they had to be funny!
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Post by Ranger on Oct 21, 2015 21:39:26 GMT
Yes, Ranger, THANK YOU! I never said they had to be funny! Ha! You're welcome
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Post by pugio on Jan 26, 2016 17:53:07 GMT
Someone mentioned Fisheaters on another thread recently and I thought I would link to the jokes page there under its 'Fun stuff' section: www.fisheaters.com/jokes.htmlThey're quite funny!
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Post by hibernicus on Dec 9, 2018 21:16:06 GMT
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